Marjorie Taylor Greene Vision of a National Divorce!

A “national divorce” dividing the country into red and blue states has been proposed by Republican Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene of Bonkers, and as a proud resident of a blue state, I say, “Let’s do this thing, Marge!”

Despite having the intellectual weight of an eggplant that isn’t good at being an eggplant, the QAnon-hugging Georgia lawmaker has climbed to a position of influence inside the Republican Party and now acts like House Speaker Kevin McCarthy’s wing person.

She’s a member of the Homeland Security Committee, but she decided Monday would be a good day to prove she has no concept of what “homeland” or “security” really mean. (She might be able to explain the meaning of “committee,” but I wouldn’t put money on it.)

“We need a national divorce. We need to separate by red states and blue states and shrink the federal government. Everyone I talk to says this. From the sick and disgusting woke culture issues shoved down our throats to the Democrat’s traitorous America Last policies, we are done,” Greene wrote in a tweet.

Greene’s National Divorce Plan

“We would immediately alleviate the need for departments like the Department of Education. States would have full control of their public education. Education would look different all over the country. In red states, there would be varying degrees of more traditional public education, charter schools, homeschooling, technical training, and college and universities. Red states would likely ban all gender lies and confusing theories, Drag Queen story times, and LGBTQ indoctrinating teachers, and China’s money and influence in our education while blue states could have government controlled gender transition schools,” reads one tweet in the conversation.

Include me with those who support “government-controlled gender transition schools.” This is something I would enjoy.

However, as Greene stated in her National Divorce Doctrine, “Tragically, I think we, the left and right, have reached irreconcilable differences.” There is no way of knowing when the cheese slipped off Greene’s cracker. I must concur if working with someone like Greene is necessary to resolve our issues.

Marjorie Taylor Greene Divorce

Dealing with the children through a divorce is the hardest part. As a gesture of goodwill, we’ll give you New Jersey, minus the region where Bruce Springsteen resides, but we’ll take Rhode Island, Delaware, Connecticut, and Hawaii. North Dakota and South Dakota, the twins, are also yours to keep.

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Naturally, we also get the majority of the famous people, Hollywood, Broadway, the Magnificent Mile, the Mall of America, and Dollywood, because we know the owner has no intention of working with Greene and her ilk.

Ted Nugent, the creator of the Dilbert comic, Elon Musk, and most likely Mark Zuckerberg will all reside in red states; yet, because he is of legal voting age, it is uncertain which side he will support.

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